Friday, June 03, 2005

You have a friend (an ancestor?) in Jesus: Part 2

Standard DNA tests to establish common ancestry can cost several hundreds of dollars, depending on how many markers are checked. A group called The True Jesus Organization has included a DNA test on their website which is absolutely free.

"We, the Actual Descendants of Jesus and Mary Magdalene’s Children Welcome You," says the intro page. Scroll down and listen to the mp3 file to see if you can claim the couple as ancestors. You will hear a man speaking in a calm voice of memories "recorded at the DNA-level" nearly 2,000 years ago. "Anyone who properly repeats the name of a Christ-level ancestor," he says, "activates Christ-level energies recorded in their DNA, and receives Christ-level spiritual energy." By the end of the 10-minute recording, you will have taken the test (I believe I failed) and been invited to a seminar.

The website also gives us "Electro-Magnetic Reasons Why Rapture is Only for Those with Open Minds." If true, I will undoubtedly be left behind.

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