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Sunday, July 24, 2005

Top Ten Signs Your Wife is Cheating With a Genealogist

10. All she wants to talk about in bed are Dutch naming patterns.

9. Files your marriage certificate under "Miscellaneous."

8. Gets frisky while watching Roots.

7. Asks if you would mind separate headstones.

6. Clips obituaries instead of coupons.

5. Microfilm rental receipts under the sofa cushion.

4. Calls out her great-great-grandfather's name in the heat of passion.

3. Lots of weekend trips to Salt Lake City "with the girls."

2. Blushes every time she passes an old graveyard.

1. Named your youngest son "Persi."

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