Sunday, August 21, 2005

Top Ten Genealogist Pick-up Lines

10. "Come to this gravesite often?"

9. "I haven't felt this way since the 1930 census was released."

8. "Should I pencil you into the family tree, or can I use ink?"

7. "What do you say we merge our collateral lines?"

6. "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen . . . except for my great-grandmother. Want to see a picture?"

5. "Ever been to the archives after closing? I know a guy who can get us in."

4. "Enough about me. What about your immigrant ancestors?"

3. "Is there a Mr. Smith . . . and if so, is he related to the Smiths of Paducah?"

2. "Why don't you come upstairs and check out my rubbings."

1. "I know this is our family reunion, but I just can't help myself."

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