10. Your dog refuses to go down in the cellar.
9. The local mortuary offers you referrals.
8. The previous owners asked for an "exhumation easement."
7. Your Eternal Flame gas bill fills two envelopes.
6. The paperboy accidentally tosses your newspaper into the crypt.
5. The guy you hired to dig your swimming pool ran away screaming.
4. Your daughter keeps telling you "They're here" in a spooky voice.
3. You catch genealogists in the garage transcribing your license plates.
2. Strangers leave plastic flowers around your birdbath.
1. The stones in your garden path all have the same last name.
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