No Relation to Homer, says Jessica Simpson
Submitted by Nikolai Stephens on 25 September, 2005
Los Angeles, CA - Famed starlet Jessica Simpson held a special press conference today in order to deny any rumors of her relation to cartoon celebrity Homer Simpson.
The blonde reality television star and amateur pop singer told press that she'd been dumbfounded to learn she was not related to Homer Simpson.
"Just like everyone else, I'd assumed that if we had the same name, we were obviously related!"
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