10. Spelled your ancestors' names without vowels.
9. Enumerated all the characters in Anna Karenina.
8. Wrote down ages in Roman numerals.
7. Half the entries written in the indecipherable script of his alternate personality.
6. Recorded census on the asylum's admission forms.
5. Only visited houses with green shutters.
4. Identified all the women in town as "Mommy."
3. Added an imaginary person to each household.
2. Page after page of "All work and no play make Jack a dull boy."
1. Listed everyone else's occupation as "Out to get me."
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