10. All of your ancestors died childless.
9. The WorldConnect Project turned down your GEDCOM file.
8. Your published family history is dedicated to Gustave Anjou.
7. Liberace was your grandfather.
6. You retroactively applied China's "One Child Only" policy to your family.
5. You're descended from the black Mayflower passenger.
4. You consulted TV psychic John Edward to "fill in some details."
3. The guy who tested your DNA also cleans carpets.
2. You're Alex Haley.
1. Everyone spoke Korean at the family reunion but you.
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