Monday, October 31, 2005

Top Ten Signs You're Descended from Vampires

10. Your immigrant ancestor was shipped over in a six-foot box.

9. Your kids call the boogeyman "Buffy."

8. Your great-great-great-great-great-grandfather sleeps in the root cellar.

7. Angry villagers are camped out on your front lawn.

6. The only cause of death in your family is "heart attack."

5. Your sunblock is SPF 500.

4. Anne Rice keeps calling for an interview.

3. Your last name is "L'Impaleur."

2. Larry Van Helsing from work is asking way too many questions.

1. You can't watch the prom scene in Carrie without getting thirsty.

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