Oh, the Cruelty of Fat

From The Huddersfield (U.K.) Daily Examiner:

Spelling out the thin edge of a final insult

Nov 4 2005

By The Huddersfield Daily Examiner

NIGEL Rees in his book of epitaphs tells of a Tasmanian gravestone on which the bottom line reads: Lord she is thin.

Apparently, the stonemason ran out of space and put the final 'e' on the other side.

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I Told You I Was Sick: A Grave Book of Curious Epitaphs by Nigel Rees will be released Nov. 28.