Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Top Ten Family Reunion Pick-up Lines

10. "Didn't we use to play together at Gramma's house?"

9. "You be dominant, I'll be recessive."

8. "I don't know about you, but I found the three-legged race very arousing."

7. "You know, you have your mother's eyes. I mean my mother's eyes."

6. "Let's find someplace quiet to talk. How about Aunt Fern's room?"

5. "Wow, that was just like kissing my sister."

4. "You may be my first cousin, but I promise I'll come back for seconds."

3. "Our kids would have the cutest little club feet."

2. "Meet me in ten minutes on Grandpa Larry's grave."

1. "Pa says we gotta git hitched."

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