10. All the women are hot and willing to share.
9. Helped me discover my dust allergy.
8. A head start toward becoming a Mormon.
7. Keeps me from wasting time on living people.
6. Free pencil sharpenings at the archives.
5. Cheaper than space travel.
4. More lucrative than etymology.
3. Fills the empty hours between waking and falling asleep.
2. Provides a good excuse for loitering in graveyards.
1. The only one of my hobbies for which a DNA sample is voluntary.
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