Saturday, November 05, 2005

Top Ten Worst Family-History Interview Questions

10. "Would it surprise you to learn you're adopted?"

9. "How much for your grandmother's ashes?"

8. "Did your father wear women's undergarments every day?"

7. "At your advanced age, do you ever pray for death?"

6. "Is there someone smarter in the family I could talk to?"

5. "What's your earliest memory of torturing animals?"

4. "You think a restraining order is going to stop me?"

3. "Why do you insist on blaming the Nazis?"

2. "Are all your children bastards?"

1. "Can't you speak English like a normal person?"

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