Top Ten Unhappily Named Americans of 1880

10. Lousy Price of Hendersonville, North Carolina.

9. Pig Ballad of Bossier, Louisiana.

8. Fannie Cheeks of Carolina Mills, North Carolina.

7. Plenty Payne of Harrison, Arkansas.

6. Pussy Slaughter of Hampton, Virginia.

5. Large Hunsucker of Morehouse County, Louisiana.

4. Girly Craps of Gilbert Hollow, South Carolina.

3. Gay Wimp of Dallas, Illinois.

2. Sucky Gross of Madison County, Mississippi.

1. Lick Yu of San Francisco, California.