10. Scatter his ashes in the lobby of the crematorium.
9. Name a kidney stone after him.
8. Spruce up his burial place with Christmas lights.
7. Carve his name into your neighbor's windshield.
6. Erect a statue depicting his triumph over syphilis.
5. Prop him up on the porch swing each Halloween.
4. Wear his death mask to the family reunion.
3. Write a limerick that commemorates his youthful antics in Nantucket.
2. Finish off his hit list.
1. Marry his widow.
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