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Monday, January 30, 2006

Top Ten Signs You Picked a Bad Genetic Testing Company

10. They got your sex wrong.

9. Your results were handwritten on the back of a Burger King placemat.

8. They misspelled "DNA" four different ways on their website.

7. They had you extract your genetic sample with an ice-cream scoop.

6. They share office space with a Vietnamese chicken farmer with a nasty cough.

5. Their technicians all attend the same high school.

4. For $10 extra, they'll prove you're descended from Jesus.

3. They only advertise in the back of Hustler magazine.

2. They offered you two clones for the price of one.

1. According to your results, you're more closely related to your cocker spaniel than to your husband.

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