Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Top Ten Questions a DNA Test Will Not Answer

10. Where in Sheboygan did my ancestors come from?

9. Who signed my great-grandparents' wedding guestbook "Seymour Butts"?

8. Why did my ancestor give up beet farming to become a burlesque dancer?

7. When did Aunt Hazel start growing a beard?

6. How do I program my DVD player?

5. Was I really conceived in a phone booth?

4. When did my family change its name from "Dinklefuzz"?

3. What number am I thinking of?

2. Where did they bury the loot?

1. Why does Grandma smell like cheese?

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