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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Top Ten Reasons to Date a Genealogist

10. He'll consider your family's long history of violent criminal behavior a selling point.

9. He'll always remember your anniversary—even after you dump him.

8. He'll actually enjoy spending time with your immigrant grandparents.

7. Most of the guys he hangs out with are Mormons.

6. He'll do your taxes if you say, "Imagine! Our great-grandchildren might read these records someday!"

5. The grass stains on his pants really do come from crawling around in cemeteries.

4. He'll cry at sappy movies—but only if somebody dies intestate.

3. He can find out the real ages of all your girlfriends.

2. He won't look at another woman—unless her obituary includes a photograph.

1. You can use his Ancestry.com membership while he's in the shower.

Anonymous

Not the best. Maybe you can do better next year!

Anonymous

Terrific! Very clever and to the point.

Jim

Come on, anonymous; make up your mind. You can't have it both ways.

Val

lookin forward to using this site...Val.

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