Sunday, February 26, 2006

Top Ten Signs Your Ancestor Was a 'Barney Fife'

10. Fought in the Civil War, but was allowed only one bullet.

9. Last words to his doctors were "Nip it in the bud!"

8. Spent most of his life locked in broom closets.

7. Never rose above "Deputy Grocery Clerk."

6. Accidentally let Jack the Ripper go free.

5. Unanimously voted out of his church choir.

4. Locked his kids in the basement every time they double-parked their bikes.

3. Married your grandmother Thelma Lou after a courtship of 19 years.

2. Was always misplacing the keys to the Bastille.

1. Named his sons "Gomer" and "Goober."

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