Saturday, February 18, 2006

Top Ten Signs Your Senator is a Genealogist

10. Sponsored a bill to make mistranscription a capital crime.

9. Only shows up to vote when the National Archives closes.

8. Wants the President to create a Graveyard Security Department.

7. Once exposed his ahnentafel on C-SPAN.

6. Reads his family group sheets aloud during filibusters.

5. Was caught in a compromising position with the DAR librarian.

4. Is in the pocket of the microfilm lobby.

3. Was shot in the face while hunting tombstones with Dick Cheney.

2. Won't accept a bribe without jotting down the source.

1. You live in Utah.

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