10. Sponsored a bill to make mistranscription a capital crime.
9. Only shows up to vote when the National Archives closes.
8. Wants the President to create a Graveyard Security Department.
7. Once exposed his ahnentafel on C-SPAN.
6. Reads his family group sheets aloud during filibusters.
5. Was caught in a compromising position with the DAR librarian.
4. Is in the pocket of the microfilm lobby.
3. Was shot in the face while hunting tombstones with Dick Cheney.
2. Won't accept a bribe without jotting down the source.
1. You live in Utah.
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