More Points to Ponder

• 34.5 million Americans can claim descent from an Irish ancestor.
• Very few Americans can claim descent from the Irish Elvis.

• 25,870 Americans speak Irish Gaelic at home.
• 248 Americans think they're speaking Irish Gaelic when really they're just drunk.
• 19 places in the U.S. are named "Dublin."
• Only one place in Ireland is named "Dublin," so we win.
  
• 93.3 million people planned to wear green last St. Patrick's Day.
• 37 million people unintentionally wore green last St. Patrick's Day.
• St. Patrick didn't really drive all the snakes out of Ireland.
• He gave them carfare.