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- 34.5 million Americans can claim descent from an Irish ancestor.
- Very few Americans can claim descent from the Irish Elvis.

- 25,870 Americans speak Irish Gaelic at home.
- 248 Americans think they're speaking Irish Gaelic when really they're just drunk.
- 19 places in the U.S. are named "Dublin."
- Only one place in Ireland is named "Dublin," so we win.
- 93.3 million people planned to wear green last St. Patrick's Day.
- 37 million people unintentionally wore green last St. Patrick's Day.
- St. Patrick didn't really drive all the snakes out of Ireland.
- He gave them carfare.