10. Your mother wrote a cookbook called Angela's Hashes.9. Upon arriving in the U.S., your great-grandfather drove all the snakes from Ellis Island.
8. You understand every word Colin Farrell says.
7. Your senior thesis was titled "They're Always After Me: Lucky Charms Deconstructed."
6. You're quite certain that James Joyce's Ulysses is the greatest book you've ever not read.
5. You once were jailed for asking a Dublin cop to try out his Gaelic on you.
4. You live in a compound at Hyannisport.
3. According to your grandmother, time was invented by a Killarney man by the name of "O'Clock."
2. Every time your family runs out of French fries, they move to another country.
1. Your urine turns green every March 17th.
