Rob Manderson's wife received in the mail an Alexander family history whose author was nothing if not thorough.
I have to say that I consider it 50 bucks well spent; it was worth every cent for the laughter it gave us both. Here's a sample of the Table of Contents.
The earliest of early records...
and so on...
you have to admire the presumption of someone who sets out to catalogue a list of ancestors and traces it all the way back to God! [Link]