10. Checks the newspaper each morning for grandparents' obituaries.9. Asked if Disneyland has its own Family History Center.
8. Theme of last birthday party was "Ellis Island: The Immigrant Experience."
7. Cried for days when told by a kid at school that the 1890 census doesn't really exist.
6. Kicked out of kindergarten for swabbing the cheeks of little girls.
5. Always asking impertinent questions like "How old are you?" and "Did your maternal grandfather die intestate?"
4. Recorded and transcribed your "birds and the bees" lecture.
3. Reenacts Civil War-era schoolyard fights.
2. Caught rubbing the family stones with a neighborhood boy.
1. First two words were "Mommy" and "GEDCOM."

Hahaha,
I am really going to hurt myself one of these days while reading your blog... *thud*
My favorite: Kicked out of kindergarten for swabbing the cheeks of little girls.
Janice
I'll be watching Cow Hampshire to see if you become unbalanced.
LOL!!! Too late!!
J