Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Top Ten Signs Your Family Coat of Arms is Bogus

10. Came free with your last car wash.

9. Inscribed motto is "Caveat Emptor."

8. Looks just like the one sold to the Vietnamese family next door.

7. Consists of German beer labels glued to an old pizza box.

6. Resembles a Mötley Crüe album cover.

5. Issued by The Royal Heraldry Society of Daytona Beach, Florida.

4. Ordered through an ad in High Times magazine.

3. When displayed on a T-shirt, provokes Scottish people to hurl haggis.

2. Dates back to February.

1. Features a rampant marmoset.

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