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Friday, May 05, 2006

Top Ten Signs Your Minister is a Genealogist

10. Only thing he ever prays for is his great-grandmother's maiden name.

9. Believes the Bible expresses the word of God, but wishes it were better sourced.

8. Accepts DNA swabs in the collection plate.

7. Was caught transcribing during your grandfather's graveside service.

6. Won't marry a couple unless they promise to raise their children according to the APG Code of Ethics.

5. Every hymnal has Ancestry.com ads.

4. When he says "forgive us our trespasses," he means sneaking into private graveyards.

3. Leading role in last year's Christmas pageant was the Roman census taker.

2. Says Sixth Commandment is "Thou shalt not reshelve your microfilm."

1. Posts his sermons on GenForum.

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