This afternoon on the Senate floor, Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) stood before a large photograph of his family and shared this important fact: "I’m really proud to say that in the recorded history of our family, we’ve never had a divorce or any kind of homosexual relationship." [Link]The Senator must be alluding to the article recently published in the National Genealogical Society Quarterly: "The Inhofes—America's Least Gay Family."
Update: Leave it to Sharon Elliott to prove the Senator wrong—and in record time, too. Makes me wonder what other family secrets ol' Jim's been hiding. Perhaps an uncle who died a "confirmed bachelor"?