Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Top Ten Ways to Make Money From Genealogy

10. Hold the identity of your mom's biological father for ransom.

9. Raffle off your unneeded secondary sources.

8. Keep your ancestors' death dates handy when buying Powerball tickets.

7. Sell your DNA to people with less interesting family histories.

6. Write off your trip to the Salt Lake City Family History Massage Parlor as a business expense.

5. Agree to wear a Budweiser t-shirt when you speak at the NGS convention.

4. Volunteer at Random Acts of Genealogical Kindness, then hold out for more money.

3. Publish your family history under the title Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

2. Make a videotape of you and Paris Hilton "cranking the microfilm," then sell it on the Internet.

1. Run a kissing booth at the family reunion.

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