The head of a cleaning company in Scotland was nabbed for romping naked in a graveyard.
Charles Rose, 35, was captured on CCTV running around the cemetery in Edinburgh, and leaping over gravestones.
Sheriff Elizabeth Jarvie decided not to place him on the sexual offenders' register, while admitting that his behaviour was 'certainly unusual.' He was instead placed on probation for six months.Whatever "gentials" are, I hope they were confiscated to prevent a recurrence of this aberrant behavior.
A second charge of rubbing his gentials on a gravestone was dropped. [Link]