The Onion reports that Ganaresh and Chameli Himati of Delhi, India, became the parents of the world's youngest person "less than one minute ago."
"This is an honor, to be sure," said Mr. Himati, displaying his daughter to the public for the first time. "Her mother and I knew she was young, but this is very unexpected." Harinaksi displaced her older triplet Chaya as the world's youngest person and is expected to hold the title for a few seconds until the birth of her sister Varija. [Link]