Since Miriam asked, I have achieved balance in my life with the help of Genealogy™.
Before discovering Genealogy™, I was a 97-pound weakling. My cat ignored me and my relatives despised me. Now I weigh 98 pounds, my cat tolerates me, and my relatives hate me for a completely different reason!
Just one dose of Genealogy™ lasts a full 24 hours—long enough for me to climb out of bed, transcribe one census page, then crawl back into bed. Genealogy™ addiction support groups are a great way to meet girls—some of whom are younger than my mother!
Yes, Genealogy™ has changed my life in many ways. No longer do I waste time doing my laundry and taxes. My only concern now is supporting my habit and getting others hooked on Genealogy™!
Warning: These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA or The Generations Network. Not recommended for children under 3. May cause drowsiness in others.
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