Today's "mystery occupation" in the Chicago Sun-Times business section should be a no-brainer.
Where do you work?
In a library, on the Internet, courthouses, archives, cemeteries, attics, basements.
You're a bit like a detective.
I am exactly like a detective.
Do you actually bring the dead to life?Obviously, Tony Burroughs is a web-savvy asbestos-abatement contractor and vampire hunter with supernatural reanimation powers.
I would say yes. [Link]