After a fight with his wife, Serbian farmer Zivomir Nesic had her name on the family headstone replaced with a picture of his favorite cow.
He said: 'I always said my wife was a cow so, if I'm going to have a cow on my grave, I would rather it was one I actually liked.' [Link]
I wonder what animal she'll choose to replace her husband's name on his tombstone? A pig? Or a jackass?
I think a jackass would be appropriate. He'd better hope he outlives her, or she'll get the last laugh.