A marketing firm has come up with the most Scottish names possible by giving "Scottishness" points to forenames and surnames.
For men, it is Murdo MacRitchie and for women, Angusina MacEachen.
A real Murdo MacRitchie, a 71-year-old retired sailor who lives on the Isle of Lewis, said: "It's just my name and I've got to live with it."
There are no Angusina MacEachens on the electoral roll. [Link]