I've blogged before about Sir Benjamin Slade and his efforts to find someone to inherit his estate in Somerset. He neglected to mention in his advertisements that the estate comes equipped with a gay peacock.
He has put up warning signs at Maunsel House, his 1300-acre estate in Somerset, after the "peacock blue" Lexus was scratched and dented by the amorous bird.
The incident proves the bird is gay, according to Sir Benjamin, because peahens are brown and only males are blue.
He says the male damaged the car because it looked like "another peacock boy". [Link, via The Daily Dish]