From a letter to Dear Abby:
My husband and I were told that a family headstone has been purchased, and our share is $2,000 - each. This was never discussed among the family members. The cemetery is located out of state.
We have been told we are no longer welcome to attend the family reunion this summer unless we fork over the $4,000 and agree to have our names placed on the headstone. [Link]
I saw this earlier while having my coffee which almost went through my nose as I was reading.
As my mother would say: "What crust!"