Thursday, September 18, 2008

Did Ruth Tell the Truth?

From the obit of Ruth E. Rencevicz, via Obituary Forum:

Over the years, in addition to her regular jobs as a full-time mom and a switchboard operator at both Sears and BFG Federal Credit Union, Ruth also served her country as a covert spy for the Central Intelligence Agency, where during the Cold War she was largely responsible for the breakup of the Soviet Union near the end of the 20th century. At least, that's the way she told it.

Ruth was also very active as a volunteer with youth in her community in Tallmadge, Ohio, where she was known to selflessly give of her time by standing on her balcony yelling at kids for "playing that rap music" at all hours of the day and night. She also served as a mentor to young people by throwing rocks at teenagers dressed in loose baggy pants with their underwear exposed. She winged a couple of 'em pretty good, from what we understand.


I want my obit to read something like that! "Carol was known as a guidance counselor, giving hard stares to speeders, littler bugs and spitters when she encountered them". LOL

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