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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Top Ten Things You Don't Know About the 2010 Census

10. To be taken in 2010 ... maybe 2011. By 2019 at the latest.

9. Adam Sandler fans each to be counted as three-fifths of a person.

8. Census takers required to knock before breaking down a door.

7. Each census form to include coupon for a free tune-up at your local GM dealership.

6. Every American to be tagged and tracked by satellite.

5. Completed forms may be mailed to Washington or handed directly to Barack Obama's mother-in-law.

4. Prisoners at Guantanamo Bay to fill out forms or else be subjected to Rush Limbaugh broadcasts.

3. Homeless people allowed to claim cardboard box as their place of residence so long as it has a cable hookup.

2. Answer to every multiple-choice question is "C".

1. Following tradition of 1890 census, most records to be destroyed before they can fall into the hands of genealogists.

Bill West

Dang, Chris, you made me laugh out loud again!

Chris

That was my goal, Bill.

Michelle

It was too funny.. Shared the link on my facebook page. Thanks for the laugh Chris! I really like your blog.

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