He Can't Be Formally Known as Prince

Todd Juchau thinks he's heir to the non-existent French throne, and wants to change his first name to "Prince."

But the Administrative Decisions Tribunal knocked back his appeal and said the name "Prince" might lead people to believe Mr Juchau was genuine royalty.

Mr Juchau yesterday labelled the ruling "discrimination" and said it was unfair that the singer Prince was allowed the name but he was not.

"It's disgraceful," said Mr Juchau - who gives his full name as His Royal Highness Prince Todd Charles Juchau, Protector of the Faithful, Defender of the Kingdom. [Link]

Lacking a legal leg to stand on, Juchau is currently assembling an army on Facebook.